Hump Day Humour

Welcome to Hump Day Humour Week 2. Since we were a bit quiet on the "Sh!t my kids say" moments this week. Today's segment will be partially filled with Hilarious Gifs from the wonderful world of Giphy.com, where all my hilariously appropriate Gifs come from. And Parenting Memes, because even if our kids haven't provided us with humour this week, I can still share all too real hilarious shit.

So without further ado.

SH!T MY KIDS SAY..... AND DO!

Miss 5: Mummy, do you remember your work friend? The one who you said you took me to see when I was a baby?

Me: Do you mean Lani?

Miss 5: Yer, Do you miss your friend Salami?-

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Its been raining for a week at our place, but I let the kids out of the enclosure to play in the rain one morning. Master "almost" 2 (A2) proceeded to water the lawn with a watering can.....

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Conversation with Master A2
Mummy?
Yes Mate?
Mummy?
Yes Mate
Mummy?
Yes Mate?

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My son asks entirely too many questions to the point where I just automatically say "NO" at the end of his every sentence. One day like so many others, he started off with "Mum", blah blah blah blah blah. This is where I zone out & once the dull droning stopped my instant reply was " NO". I happened to look up a few seconds after to Reece emptying out half a sandbox worth of sand from his shoe. "Reece" I screamed, "what the hell are you doing"!!!. "I asked you if I could go outside & empty my shoes out & you said no so I tipped them out right here. - April, Facebook

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This one isn't funny, but it is stupidly sweet

So its cute - told L that my ex had broken up with me and he asked why and i mentioned weight being an issue (at that time) and he says 'M is stupid, you're beautiful! It's ok aunty Jen, I will just have to love you even more ' like EXCUSE ME! MY HEART!! - Jenn, Facebook

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Naww and another cute one

Aunty Megan do those rings mean your married?” (right hand)
“no Miss 5 it’s means I like pretty things.”
“Miss 5 why aren’t you married!”
“No one wants to marry me yet”
Miss 5 “boys are stupid”

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️yaaassss girl! - Megan, Facebook

And now, to the Giphy Love!

Yer Shake it Mama!